A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the light would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back, and she proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why Did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
“No I don’t drink, but I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”
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Don’t have time for a real post right now - Have to pay bills, and finish putting stuff back - I just don’t want to hang anything on the walls - I don’t know if it’s because all the nail holes are filled in and I don’t want to make new, or if I am just in a funk - or if it’s because - I’m not good at this decorating shite - need to have my sister come up - her house looks like the pictures in the magazines - I have never, never seen it messy - even her “junk” drawer is organized….
Gotta go make Tink some lunch!
1:11 pm
thanks for the laugh. my heavy heart needed it
2:24 pm
BWA HA HA HA!!!!
Dirty nun has a bad habit!
Get it? Habit?
OK, I thought it was funny.
2:57 pm
Tamara - yeah me too!
memphis steve - ha ha!
4:23 pm
OMG that was great…LOL
4:31 pm
Great joke!
Does your sister have kids? LOL. My best friend has one of those picture perfect decorated places but she’s single and has no kids
5:07 pm
Jaws - things going better?
Beth - She has two kids 6 and 8 - both of which can tear apart my house in seconds… but her house - picture perfect all the time… drives me nuts….
7:09 pm
Ha ha, love the joke!!
I have several “junk” drawers, and I dread having to clean them out!! But, I just did a couple weeks ago, and well.. it needs it again!! lol Damn drawers!
9:40 pm
good one..
i love jokes..:)
9:40 pm
good one..
i love jokes..:)
9:48 pm
LOL! that was great…
8:23 am
Great joke! I sent it to my dad.
2:51 pm
That was a good joke!! Love it!!
I think the problem is the nail holes. I have the same problem after we paint.
9:59 pm
I read this the day you posted it but was in a hurry and didn’t comment - soooo funny!