March 31, 2007
Are they Kidding Me?

I received the following email today - I know this is not real, I know it is a scam, it’s old - just about everyone knows this is a hoax - So why are they still sending it around? Who do they think they are kidding? I took the email addy out so no one would think they were going to get 7 million dollars… WTH?

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Please Help us
I know that this mail will come to you as a
surprise,please accept the content in good faith. I
do not intend to cause any grief to you and your
family.The reason for sending this mail is very
fundamental because I and My Family are in serious problem
and we need your help .My Name is Mrs Dolly Richards, daughter Of late
Mr Chico Richards.I am about to tell you something that I have not
discuss with anyone excluding my lawyer. My father was a big time
farmer in south Africa, he uses most of South Africa land for farming.
The Government in South Africa gave him those lands for farming and he
will pay back when he have the money, it was like a loan they gave him the
lands as loan .My father was very successful In the farming business and he paid
all the Government back. Some top officials In the Government were Jealous
because of his wealth. They wanted him to Join them carry out a dubious deal against
the Government but he refuse ,so they plan to kill him and claim all
his wealth he has suffered for, in South Africa. On his way home one
day he was coming from the office and he was assassinated and he was rushed to
the hospital by a good Samaritan. But he did not survive It .But before they killed him he saw
It coming and transfer most of his fund to a Security company In Holland. He died In the
hospital ,But before he died he gave me the contact Information to the
Security company which the fund was located.
Those people were looking for me and my family and
we ran to Nigeria for safety because they know we know were my father
funds were hidden. I contacted the Security company
yesterday on how I could collect the funds with my lawyer assistance
and they told me that I need a foreign beneficiary outside Africa
because of Security reasons. And I don’t have anyone outside Africa that will stand for me
as a beneficiary. They said the money was too big (TWENTY MILLION
USDOLLARS)My father never told me the amount of the money I was so shock. They also said
that the funds has been deposited there for about four years
now and it has accumulated demurrage which we must pay before the
consignment will be released.
My lawyer told me to look for a beneficiary. That Is my problem
now, My mother Is willing to give Seven Million USDOLLARS to the you
if you will help the family. Please If you can help me and my family
In anyway I will appreciate It a lot and in paying the demurrage fee. I
will like to hear from you soon , please contact me through my private
address I have given you below, write to this email address for me to get your
message.

I will like to hear from you soon. God Bless you.
N.B Any amount of money the both of us spend In clearing the
consignment I will pay you In double after we have cleared the
consignment. Have a
nice day.
Thank you,



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6 Responses to “Are they Kidding Me?”
  1. 1
    Gravatar Mel Said:
    9:28 pm 

    I had a new one the other day, but the ones I am sick of the drug emails, promising you all kinds of prescription drugs. I think they think I am a Male Mel too, because they are always trying to sell me products to enhance my penis size!!!!

  2. 2
    Gravatar Bluepaintred Said:
    11:51 pm 

    oh you are so lucky! seven milion!! wow. i wish i got emails liek that!

    i just get ones from people very concerend about my penis and if i know that there is a free trial at sexcopsdotcom!! Sigh. why do you get all the goodones??!!??

    by the way. i dont think its a scam. send them my info LMAO

  3. 3
    Gravatar Jody Said:
    8:46 am 

    Not everyone knows these are scams. Hard to believe- I know! But there was a whole show devoted to these and the people who fell for them. There’s a sucker born every minute…

  4. 4
    Gravatar bon Said:
    10:43 am 

    Yeah… it’s a wonder we are not all millionaires with huge penis’s.

  5. 5
    Gravatar Sans Pantaloons Said:
    11:05 am 

    Having answered many of these emails, I am now a quadruple billionaire with a 42 inch penis.
    I need a trolley to carry it around. I get a few surprised looks at work, but most people are just polite.

    Picture to follow if anyone is interested?

  6. 6
    Gravatar Lynda Said:
    4:24 pm 

    It’s a HOAX!! I am expecting about 28 million any time now from answering these letters!!

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