April 27, 2007
A Friday Funny -
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…"
"Damn!" says the little old lady….."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!' "
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."
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Updates -
Pan's Head - nasty looking bruise, but seems to be okay - I keep telling him if he keeps hitting his head he's not going to be smart enough to get a job, and he'll never have a H2.
The Stolen Flag - I'm working on getting a replacement - my cousin has some connections, and he is looking into what it might be and who I would need to contact to get a new one. (I'm still ticked off - I don't understand why someone would do that…totally messed up!)
Have a great weekend !
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~Fantastagirl~
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~Fantastagirl~
9:07 am
LOL at the funny! Poor Pan! Little Princess got two papercuts on her new books yesterday. Poor thing!
9:37 am
If Pan hits his head enough times he can become a writer…most of them are cracked as it turns out.
The g’ma joke was funny!
9:54 am
Ouch!
9:57 am
There’s nothing quite like a bad full of dicks.
9:59 am
And a bag full of dicks, too.
(Hi, I’m an idiot!)
10:24 am
what is H2?
also, i keep a bag of frozen dicks in my freezer at all times.
11:12 am
Working on finding a replacement flag? This is why you are a superhero!
Maybe Pan is proving he has a head of steel.
I like the money joke. I will have to remember that the next time people cut through or park in our yard.
1:10 pm
LOL, funny joke and I haven’t heard that one yet.
Hope Pan feels better soon
Good luck with your search for the flag
3:59 pm
Hey Gal, sorry its been a stressful week! My son always had gooseeggs, But he is hard headed!
Great joke!
9:45 pm
TC - the poor princess - her little fingers must hurt!
TKW - true.
Blogarita - but creative.
joefish - I’d rather have the bag of twentys…
Joefish - I knew what you meant…thanks for stopping by.
BPR - HUMMER…
Lynda - I think I have it figured out - co-worker is going to ask her sisters some questions, and we will go from there.
coffeemom - Thank you.
Mel - Once we get through May - life will be good (I think!)